Michael Veloso: All-Natural Male Enhancement (for SATB chorus)

'All-Natural Male Enhancement,' Boston-based composer Michael Veloso's brilliant choral settings of spam e-mail texts. The work, conducted here by Allegra Martin, is in five movements:

I. Fwd: I was looking at your profile (begins at 0:01)
II. (no subject) (begins at 1:21)
III. Only ant best way to elanrge your p_e.n|s. voyage scalps (begins at 3:35)
IV. enemy (begins at 5:40)
V. Our gilrs is verry yuonng attendees absolves (begins at 6:56)

Michael Veloso's website can be accessed at http://mjveloso.com/
The texts of the spam e-mails are approximated below, but they can be better seen in their raw form at http://mjveloso.com/works/all-natural-male-enhancement/

I. Fwd: I was looking at your profile (begins at 0:01)

Hi, my name is Tiffany! (wink)
My friend said you were a really cool person and I should get in contact with you!
I looked at your profile and thought I would contact you.
I love meeting new people, I also love to talk. I just got my videocam working so you can see me to! It doesn’t cost you anything if you wanna watch/see me! You don’t even need your own videocam! This is not my screenname, but a friends. To contact me you need to go to my personal site (dont worry it’s a FREE site like Yahoo!) its the only way to contact me! My personal site:
Just Copy and Paste in your Broswer
http:/www.tifde.com/fritz.html
Best of love and regards, Tiffany

II. (no subject) (begins at 1:21)

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What have you been searching for?
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III. Only ant best way to elanrge your p_e.n|s. voyage scalps (begins at 3:35)

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